I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
You told him you were auditioning guys for your new show: "So You Think You Can Fuck."
Best pick-up line ever!
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
Blood and glitter go together right?
I made her a sippy cup with eggnog and whiskey. My meditation app told me to go the extra mile for someone today, so I did.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
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