hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
its not stalking. its research.
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
Just spun two beer bottles and Placed them in my pockets perfect... I feel like the clint eastwood of drunks
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
I took an uber home at 6am. Went to Santanas, apparently they don't take american express. So the uber driver bought my burrito. Success!
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
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