They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
I think i can hear god laughing at me and yelling "thou shall pay for thy habits of underage drinking" through a megaphone directly at my eardrums
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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