So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
It's official drugs can't kill me
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
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