yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
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