Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
Dear yesterdays makeup, Thank you for always being there when I stay up late binge drinking on weeknights and am running late to work Friday morning. You're the best.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
You were so drunk Last night you asked for your glasses so you could read the directions on a band aid
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