I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
Drunkenly bought a $240 realtor course last night. Apparently even drunk me thinks my future is going nowhere
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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