her vagina looked like bernie madoff
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
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