I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
I will not be a drunk bitch. I will not be a drunk bitch. Chanting this until it's second nature.
Drinking in moderation can be fun. Drinking in moderation can be fun. Chanting this until it becomes true.
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
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