If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
She kicked in my bedroom door in only high-heals with a bottle of wine, announcing it was "cock-o-clock"
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
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