So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
I found a girl on our couch wearing lederhosen this mornig... I dont know if i should be impressed or ashamed
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
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