im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
As of this morning, vodka still has the other side of my BFF necklace. She treats me right.
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
Randomize
