Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
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