Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
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