I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
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