Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
Bank of America texted me 7 times in 12 hours to say my balance was below $50. I kept transfering money back in. Then I texted my bank saying that it was okay, i knew what I was doing.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
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