I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
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