if i'm ever as drunk as the girl in front of me... kill me.
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
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