I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
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