it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
She took me to ER. She says thought it was a squirtgun filled with vodka and she was 'marking me for later.' Thank god it's a flesh wound, and we're cool and going to date.
gtg, the cops are here
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
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