is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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