I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
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