How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
as soon as I walked into work this morning, my boss called me out on my hangover, patted me on the back and said I'm getting time an a half for even showing up. Did I really look that bad this morning?
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
My drunk body wants to fuck you so bad, but my high mind is telling me it's too much work. I think I'm just gonna stay home and eat some Mac and cheese. Sorry.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
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