You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
You coming home soon, man?
HENBARSCLOSE
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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