Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
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