I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
I don't care. I'll text you about my butthole whenever I please. That's what you signed up for in this relationship.
If you asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be today, I can pretty much guarantee I wouldn't have replied with "buying hemorrhoid cream on Bourbon St at 7am"
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
The next time you invite me out to a bar full of cougars warn me first. I never felt like a piece of meat before.
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