Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
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