You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
wat bout pragnant strippers??
Just tried calling my phone on my phone because i thought i lost my phone.
I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
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