I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
A+ Viking dick
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