There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
My roommate was tripping balls last night, he kept me up all fucking night
Roommate? Please tell me you're not calling your cat your roommate
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
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