PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
Please don't let me drink ever again. I apparently told him he could stay but as there was no room in the bed he'd have to lie on top of me and he'd need to anchor himself on with his penis so he didn't fall off.
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
He could only go see Deadpool without his girl if he was black-out drunk... because spoilers. They're the perfect couple.
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
Randomize
