I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
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