I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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