I don't think brook has ever known best
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
My 16 year old coworker just told me I should take my job more seriously after she watched me puke in the backroom trash can. Fuck teenagers with morals.
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
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