I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
Also I hooked up with a trainer at my gym. Between her, the married chick, and the bartender, my life is becoming a bad porn plot.
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up.
I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
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