I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
Do you know why I slept in the yard last night?
You said you watched the lion king stoned and had to do it for simba.
Pride rock will get you every time.
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