What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
I ordered a million chicken go wraps and they gave me five. Even when im drunk I can count to a million and know its not five. They fucked me.
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
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