found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
I'm too stoned to come over for sex
Yes that is a Krispy Kreme doughnut on my cock
I'll be right over
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
He woke up to me masturbating during the presidential address. Now he won't stop making jokes.
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
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