She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
That was an excessively violent trivia night
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
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