where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
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