How many nights a week you wake up with sticky boxers cause you were dreaming of Clay Aiken? Your wife mad?
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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