We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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