Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
If I were a woman I'd fill my water bra with liquor so that I could sip on it throughout the day.
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
As I walked across the lawn after the party got busted, an officer told me to chug my beer before I left the premises.
I got drunk off three vodka cranberry’s and told him to “WWE raw dog me.” Fucking kill me.
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