she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
you closed your eyes and pointed to a cupboard..there was vodka on the top shelf. your sixth sense is amazing. plus, we convinced the foreign kid you're a booze whisperer
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
Have you ever felt like autocorrect is judging you with its suggested words? Like how it won't suggest certain words until you type in pretty much the entire word, is it just thinking 'No way did this dude use "consent laws" in the same sentence as "17th?" Or is that just me.
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
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