I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
CALL 911 HAND IS STUCK IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL. HELP
Do we still have any pizza left from last night?
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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