So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
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