I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
ACTUALLY FUNNIEST MOMENT OF THE NIGHT WAS WHEN YOU WERE TALKING TO HIM AND YOU SAID "WHEN YOU MEET ME IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE A LOT ANGRIER." And then he said "WHEN I MEET YOU IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE LESS DRUNK, HOPEFULLY."
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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