I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
dude i woke up to her making a statue of my morning wood for her sculpture class. HOW THE FUCK do you think i feel about her?
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
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