he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
Someone left a shot of disaronno in a champagne glass here this morning... flip a coin?
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
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