He disabled his match.com account in front of me
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
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