Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
ALso, saw an adorable man walking an adorable dog with his adorable kid.
And yes, that last sentence is biased because my ovaries started screaming
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
Randomize
