Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
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