don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
we were running to make last call and you stopped me and said very seriously "if i fall, go on without me. just make sure theres a beer in my hand when you go"
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
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