how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
she woke up with a sticky ear
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
Randomize
