I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
I'm taking a pole dancing class this morning. Can I put you down as my emergency contact? I'm NOT putting my mother
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
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