I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
Note to self. Champagne flavored lube is neither as tasty nor as classy as one might think.
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
Randomize
