If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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