That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
I can't. I will literally throw up my liver
Why dont you be an ebola patient for halloween? You can totally throw up and itll be part of your costume.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
Randomize
