My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
Woke up with my face in a bowl of cereal. This is tequila's way of saying fuck you.
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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